Friday, April 18, 2014
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
My fear landscape has always been disguised as a nightmare; sometimes I just want to skip sleep.Thursday, April 17, 2014
'The Fault In Our Stars' New Scenes
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
(Source: ratche-t)Saturday, April 12, 2014
"Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand."-Sylvia Plath (via asdfghjkllove)
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
"All I wanted was to receive the love I gave."-10 word story (via terrible)
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D
I wonder what the folklore would be behind her.
Would she give good books to kids in exchange for bad books that she turns back into trees?
That’d be killer! :D
Appears out of nowhere to correct your grammar.
Leave an essay under your pillow and she’ll write suggestions in pretty script and colorful ink.
THIS IS WHAT RAD LITTLE GIRL LOOK LIKE.
"But…as bad as it was, I learned something about myself. That I could go through something like that and survive."-(via koriii)
i’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make FAMOUS! Following everyone back until I find one :)
Saturday, April 5, 2014
No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a toddler saying “bye”
i love that’s its mostly teenage boys and dads saying bye back its so cute
Honestly I think street art is one of my most favorite things.
(Source: audioabsinthe)Friday, March 28, 2014
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.
- Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
- Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
- Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
- Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
- Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
- People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.
Vital Information for your Everyday Life.
Reblogging this so I remember to show it to my wife.
I used to do this in high school cause 2 days of the week we did internships and shit and i had to bus alone to downtown seattle and there always creeps. I recommend listening to this.